🩸 An Observation from Count Strahd von Zarovich
“Behold your shining hero… preserved in fabric, yet still doomed.”
 
So… you wish to grace your home with the image of Sir Gawain Aelius, do you?
How quaint.
How touching, even.
 
The self-proclaimed Champion of the Lady of Light—
the knight who clings so desperately to hope, honor, and that sacred glow his goddess bestows—
now finds himself immortalized upon a towel.
A hand towel.
 
I must confess, mortal, I find this endlessly amusing.
 
Yet I will allow it. For there is a certain beauty in capturing his righteousness, his resolve, his pitiful determination to pierce my darkness. And every time you dry your hands upon this fine fabric, you will remember a truth I savor:
 
Light flickers.
Darkness endures.
 
Hang the towel proudly in your bathing chamber or guest quarters. Let Gawain’s noble visage watch helplessly as the Mists curl at your door. Let him stand guard while knowing—deep within the threads—that Barovia belongs to me.
 
🦇 Crafted with Mortal Obsession for Detail
 
52% polyester, 48% cotton — as balanced as Gawain’s fleeting courage
Soft, vibrant polyester front showcasing the knight in all his blinding radiance
Absorbent white cotton back, eager to take in whatever your hands carry
Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd² (400 g/m²) — sturdy enough to survive even a Barovian winter
Size: 16″ × 28″, the perfect dimensions to display your hero
Designed to bring “light” to your room…
though that light will not save him
 
These towels are elegant, noble, and boldly heroic—much like Gawain himself.
And like him, they remain forever within my grasp.
 
🌑 Care Instructions (I Suppose You Require Them)
 
Machine wash in cold water, 90°F / 30°C
Do not bleach.
Do not iron.
Do not tumble dry with heat.
Treat the towel with care,
as you would treat your fragile hopes.
 
⚰️ A Whisper Regarding Its Creation
 
This towel is conjured only when you command it.
A custom creation—
not unlike the way the Mists respond to my whisper.
 
You choose the hero.
But never forget…
I choose the ending.
 
🛡️ Mortal Reassurances (Your Kind Demands Them)
 
Age Restrictions: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with GPSR and EU safety requirements
 
For inquiries—mundane ones, not existential ones—write to:
📧 gpsr@sindenventures.com
📬 337 Burr Oak Circle, Cary, IL 60013
📬 Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
 
🩸 “Hang your knight upon the wall, mortal.
 
Let his light shine for you…
It will not shine forever.”