✦ The Shield Bearer Rides Again
Spoken through shimmering mist, authored by the goddess Danu, First Mother of the Fae and Pulse of Gaea’s Veins
Listen well, wanderer of ages yet unwritten. Cloth is humble by nature—until legend gives it purpose.
On this t-shirt, Freya Valisson rides, silver as winter starlight and fierce as verdant flame. Her violet-winged mantle coils behind her like a twilight aurora, while her sword is lifted high with the same promise she carries into every battle:
“The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.”
— a prophecy older than constellations, penned by the sage J.R.R. Tolkien, echoed now against your very heart.
This is more than a tee. It is the banner of the unbroken shield wall, a garment forged for those who step forward when others hesitate. Freya does not simply explore Gaea—she protects its pulse, awakens its mysteries, and stands defiant against any who would harm the innocent realms beneath my moon, Lunara.
✦ Why this tee earns a blessing from a goddess:
It feels soft and light upon the skin—woven for comfort on the journey, not burden. It stretches just enough, like destiny bending without breaking. It fits like myth choosing its bearer.
Crafted from combed and ring-spun cotton—the choice of heroes who know durability is an art form. Pre-shrunk, because a legend should never warp from its true shape. Side-seamed and reinforced from shoulder to shoulder, ready to endure sword-draw, torch-spark, festival-dance, and tide-soaked adventure alike.
✦ Mortal specifications, divinely approved:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather tones carry threads of polyester for enhanced endurance)
- 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—breathable as mist over summer lochs
- Pre-shrunk for everlasting fit
- Side-seamed for form-flattering strength
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-road wear
- Blank garment sourced from trusted markets across Nicaragua, Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
✦ No overproduction, only intention.
These garments are forged only when called, crafted on your behalf the moment your order is given. This is the way of the Fey-Smith: create only what is needed, waste nothing, make every thread matter.
✦ For adults whose story has teeth:
- Age Restriction: 18+ adventurers
- EU Warranty: 2 years—a vow honored even across seas
✦ Safety regulation sealed by pact:
In accordance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), RPG Storytelling LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LTD ensure that all goods meet EU safety requirements for azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead, and phthalates. Safe for sun-quest and shadow-realm alike.
Product-safety inquiries may be sent to our EU representative, bound to my name, through official mortal contact channels.
✧ Bearer, the choice is simple.
Other shirts are common. This one is consecrated by myth and mantle, ushering you into the chapters of Gaea’s history still unfolding.
Take up Freya’s call. Lift your own sword toward the future. Wear the shield of adventure chosen by the living world itself.
Join the quest with RPG Storytelling.
