The parchment crackled like dry fern leaves in summer heat as the first words formed themselves on the page, green ink swirling into glyphs of root and star.
Danu spoke first.
Danu:
“Half a year guided by a tyrant? Darling, that hardly compares to dawns sung by the First Mother.”
Behold, January through June carries the warmth of creation’s pulse. My months celebrate a world not yet obscured—where names are forged into legend, not whispered out of fear. My artwork blooms into celestial lions, dancing satyrs, and rangers tracking constellations. Time under my gaze begins hopeful, and that hope is a lantern for adventurers charting their path.
Strahd:
“Lanterns attract moths, dearest goddess… and I have always excelled at gathering moths.”
July through December is superior because it acknowledges truth—that power shapes history, not stories. While your months bask in sunlight, mine dominate it. My pages show how the Mists do not hide from magic—they improve it. Where you offer spring festivals and oak praise, I give the clash of steel, shadow, and pact. My season wins because heroes sharpen when threatened, not when coddled.
Danu:
“Coddled? Please. My pantheon wears frost like jewelry and still conquers destiny. Also: green looks better on a wall.”
My chapters of the year are color-rich and enchanting, printed on one side over terry fabric ready to absorb both water and wonder. The cotton blend is soft as mossbeds beneath the old world canopies. Adults who value meticulous design will mark my pages again and again. February whispers oaths, April laughs with first discoveries, and June burns bright as the forge—because optimism is not naïveté. Optimism is strategy.
Strahd:
“Optimism is the slow drumbeat of delusion. My months do not delude. They warn. They hunt. They conquer display space.”
My half is printed on Japan-sourced stock forged in luster, glossy where your eyes should linger, matte where secrets tremble. My timeline integration makes “Trapped in the Mists | A Curse of Strahd Adventure” not just a campaign—it makes it the necessary crucible for epic retellings. My months are for adults only, warrantied, and fingerprint-resistant because admiration will touch these pages often as they are hung.
Danu:
“Admiration? Yes. But if they’re going to touch the pages… they might as well be touching mine. Terribly absorbent, you know.”
(She smirked. Entire forests rooted harder.)
Strahd:
“Absorbent? I drown forests. My season is not for soaking… it is for domination. Also: black looks better than green.”
My months speak not only of ancient festivals but of Earth’s modern tides of remembrance, revolution, and harvest—each braided into timelines where the Mists bleed most poetically into Gaea’s Veins. October sparkles with Samhain flames and modern masquerades; November remembers falling stars; December finishes with witness, not frivolity. Mine is the season sages write tomes about.
Danu:
“Tomes are written about endings, yes, but calendars are made for beginnings. And beginnings, my darling count, are where gods take root.”
This calendar is bound in silver metal wire, adult-sized, epic in page weight, decorated on one side only—each page a tapestry in miniature—perfect for planning campaign nights, ritual days, and the quiet ticking of plot hooks. The pages may take longer to reach you, but legends must season slowly before they burn eternal.
Strahd:
“Legends burn eternal because something terrifying stalked them first. My half of the year states the obvious: You need darkness to make flame compelling.”
Danu:
“And mine states the truer truth: You need flame compelling enough that even darkness wants it for itself.”
The page finally sealed itself with a quiet hiss of both summer leaves and winter blood. Even calendars, after all, tell a story.
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- One-sided fantasy-rich illustration per month, each page a poster in miniature
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A Year for Storytellers, Dreamers, and Those Who Step Where They’ve Not Yet Walked
Anything that matters can be tracked here:
- Ancient rituals and festivals from the world before the First Pyre
- Modern global days of revolution, remembrance, and rebirth
- Integration commentary for your Myths of Gaea or Barovian campaigns
- Cosmic and seasonal planning for Myth Keepers and players alike
This calendar is the perfect companion for campaign planning, home decor, myth-study, or tracking personal milestones that bloom into legend.
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