🩸 A Personal Invitation from Count Strahd von Zarovich…
“Come, wrap yourself in my night.”
 
How curious that you mortals cling to warmth.
How eager you are to flee the cold breath of the Mists—
those same Mists that bow to my command,
that part only when I desire it,
that swallow whole the trembling and the brave alike.
 
And yet… I find amusement in offering you comfort.
 
This throw blanket, woven in the likeness of the champions who so foolishly oppose me—Gawain, Yana, Ris, Nedro, Ivor, and the ever-brash Caesar—shall be your newest indulgence. Their defiance is captured beautifully, frozen in an image of false hope… a hope I will extinguish in due time.
 
It is soft, they say.
Silk-like to the touch.
Warm, inviting, seductive.
Much like Barovia itself—at first.
 
Wrap it around your mortal frame as you huddle on your couch, pretending to be safe from my reach. Let the warmth lull you into a sense of security… for even now, my eyes are upon you. Every night you spend with this blanket is a night spent in my company.
 
You cannot escape the Mists.
But you may… get comfortable.
 
🌑 Features Worthy of My Domain
 
Crafted of 100% polyester, soft as a whispered secret
Silk-touch fabric, reminiscent of a lover’s brush across your throat
My likeness and the heroes’ portraits displayed on one side only—
…for I insist the other side remain pure and white,
a reminder of what innocence once was
Machine-washable, though you may find the stains of Barovia’s tragedies difficult to remove
Hypoallergenic and flame-retardant, for even fire fears me too much to misbehave in its presence
 
🦇 A Note on Its Creation
 
This blanket is crafted only when your order is placed.
I do not waste my servants’ time on excess production.
Every piece exists because you invited it into your home.
How… intimate.
 
⚰️ Warranty, Safety & Formalities
 
Yes, yes—my allies at RPG Storytelling LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED insist these matters be mentioned to soothe your mortal anxieties.
 
Age Restrictions: Adults (children frighten too easily)
EU Warranty: 2 years (if you survive that long)
Compliant with all GPSR regulations and chemical safety standards
Questions? Concerns?
Direct your inquiries to: gpsr@sindenventures.com
Or write to the addresses below—
though the post rarely travels safely through my domain.
337 Burr Oak Circle, Cary, IL 60013
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
 
**🩸 “Come now.
 
Wrap yourself in my embrace.
The night is long…
and I am patient.”**