🩸 A Whispered Appraisal from Count Strahd von Zarovich
“Blood. Sweat. Sacrifice.
Words she knows well… though she speaks them seldom.”
Ah… Ris Olenski.
Silent as snowfall.
Precise as a blade’s edge.
A watcher, a wanderer, a woman carved from scars, secrets, and cold resolve.
How amusing that you choose her to display upon your chest.
In this artwork, she stands poised—spellbook open, power quietly coiled around her fingers, eyes sharp with the kind of insight that unsettles even my more ancient servants. Above her, the bold proclamation stretches across the fabric:
“FREEDOM IS EARNED THROUGH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND SACRIFICE OF THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO DEFEND IT.”
Such a sentiment suits her far more than she would ever admit aloud.
Ris does not shout her convictions.
She does not preach.
She simply acts—calmly, decisively, and with a determination that stands in stark, tragic contrast to the futility of hope within my realm.
To wear this shirt is to align yourself with quiet courage.
With discipline.
With a woman who carries her burdens in silence and her strength without pride.
Admirable.
Naive.
And wonderfully entertaining to me.
🦇 Crafted for Mortal Comfort—Finer Than Most of Your Armor
100% combed and ring-spun cotton — softer than Ris’s rare moments of warmth
Heather variants include polyester for additional resilience
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — light, supple, and perfect for movement
Pre-shrunk fabric — ensuring your garment remains true even when washed
Side-seamed construction — tailored for a flattering silhouette
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — reinforcing strength, just as Ris reinforces her allies
Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
The shirt feels soft, supportive, and flexible—
qualities without which few mortals would survive long in Barovia.
🌑 A Note on Its Creation
Every shirt is crafted only when summoned by you.
No waste. No excess.
A single, deliberate creation—
much like every step Ris takes through my accursed land.
You call forth the garment.
But never forget—
I call forth the shadows that surround it.
🛡️ Mortal Reassurances (Though They Shield You Poorly…)
Age Restrictions: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with GPSR and EU safety requirements
For questions unrelated to destiny or doom, direct your inquiries to:
📧 gpsr@sindenventures.com
📬 337 Burr Oak Circle, Cary, IL 60013
📬 Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
🩸 “Wear her, mortal.
Wear her calm.
Wear her steel.
But remember—
even the quietest flame
casts a shadow I can see.”