🩸 A Quiet Appreciation from Count Strahd von Zarovich
“The silent blade… woven into cloth. How poetic.”
 
Ah… Ris Olenski.
The calm one.
The quiet one.
The woman whose movements whisper rather than shout—whose eyes see far more than she ever dares speak aloud.
 
She is a storm contained within flesh.
A predator wrapped in gentleness.
A soul who believes herself made of scars and shadows, though I assure you—
Barovia has deeper shadows still.
 
And now, through your curious purchase, you welcome her into your home, immortalized upon these hand towels. A bold choice, mortal. A tasteful one.
 
Hang her likeness upon your bathroom wall or fold her neatly beside your basin.
Let guests wonder who she is.
Let them ask.
Let them feel the quiet unease of being watched by someone who weighs every breath, every motion, every lie.
 
For Ris does not merely walk through the Mists.
She listens to them.
And sometimes, they listen back.
 
🦇 Crafted with the Elegance She Tries to Hide
 
52% polyester, 48% cotton — a balanced weave as controlled as Ris herself
Soft, vibrant polyester front, capturing her precise features and composed demeanor
Absorbent white cotton back, drinking in moisture as silently as her footsteps
Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd² (400 g/m²) — substantial and trustworthy
Size: 16″ × 28″, perfect for displaying her quiet strength
 
These towels add sophistication and subtle intrigue to any space.
They are as understated and compelling as the woman they portray.
 
🌑 Care Instructions (Though Ris Herself Would Rarely Need Them)
 
Machine wash cold — 90°F / 30°C
Do not bleach.
Do not iron.
Do not tumble dry with heat.
 
Handle with care.
Ris handles everything that way—
right before she strikes.
 
⚰️ Notes on Their Creation
 
Each towel is crafted only after you place your order.
No unnecessary waste.
No mindless surplus.
A single, deliberate creation—
much like every choice Ris makes.
 
You summon the towel into being.
But remember—
the Mists summon everything else.
 
🛡️ Mortal Reassurances
 
Age Restrictions: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with GPSR and all EU safety standards
 
For matters unrelated to curses, shadows, or unfortunate destinies, send queries to:
📧 gpsr@sindenventures.com
 
Or mail your parchment to:
📬 337 Burr Oak Circle, Cary, IL 60013
📬 Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
 
🩸 “Display her, if you dare.
Ris Olenski sees everything—
including the moment when your courage fails.”