🩸 A Silken Observation from Count Strahd von Zarovich
“Blood. Sweat. Sacrifice.
She knows them more intimately than most.”
 
Ah… Yana Zivanka.
Keeper of the Fang.
A creature of duality—
feral yet focused,
wild yet disciplined,
driven by instinct, loyalty, and a fire that refuses to be extinguished.
 
How intriguing it is, mortal, that you choose her to display upon your chest.
A bold statement…
and a dangerous one.
 
On this garment, she stands poised in both her forms—
the deadly elegance of the hunter and the feral, snarling menace of the beast beneath her skin.
A reminder that power is seldom singular…
and that freedom often demands transformation.
 
Above her, the words burn like a battle cry carved into the heart of Barovia itself:
 
“FREEDOM IS EARNED THROUGH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND SACRIFICE OF THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO DEFEND IT.”
 
How poetic.
How heroic.
How deliciously deluded.
 
For Yana knows firsthand what the price of freedom truly is…
and she has paid it in every form she inhabits.
 
To wear this shirt is to proclaim solidarity with the wild-hearted, the relentless, the fierce defenders of the helpless.
It is to align yourself with a woman who fights tooth and claw—
even knowing the darkness she faces is older and more merciless than any beast.
 
And yet… she fights.
How admirable.
How wonderfully futile.
How entertaining for me.
 
🦇 Garment Features Fit for Mortal Flesh
 
100% combed and ring-spun cotton — smooth, soft, and dangerously comfortable
Heather variants include polyester for added strength
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light and breathable, even for those who run under moonlight
Pre-shrunk fabric — so neither hero nor hunter warps under stress
Side-seamed construction — tailored fit worthy of a fang-bearer
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — reinforced, like Yana when she steels herself before battle
Sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
 
This shirt moves with you, flexes with you, breathes with you—
much like the beast slumbering beneath Yana’s skin.
 
🌑 A Note on Its Creation
 
Each shirt is crafted only after you request it.
No needless stockpiles.
No mass-produced clutter.
A single garment brought forth by your will—
much as Yana’s other nature emerges when the need arises.
 
You summon the shirt.
But always remember—
I summon the Mists.
 
🛡️ Mortal Reassurances (As If They Will Save You…)
 
Age Restrictions: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with GPSR and all EU safety standards
 
For inquiries lacking in terror, prophecy, or impending doom, direct your words to:
📧 gpsr@sindenventures.com
📬 337 Burr Oak Circle, Cary, IL 60013
📬 Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
 
🩸 “Wear her, mortal.
Wear her fury.
Wear her strength.
But remember—
even the fiercest beast
can be hunted in my domain.”